Redneck Astrology

**ellanoize** · September 7th, 2005, 11:54 PM

Oh Mum, do you know what yer doing to me?

That rumble you hear is not another earthquake, Its my belly rumbling. That sounds like a grand meal dgp46g

**statstar** · September 7th, 2005, 11:57 PM

Oh No! Ellanoise will be farting the National Anthem after a plate of beans.
I hope the wind starts blowing to the south tomorrow. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

**cherrysis** · September 8th, 2005, 03:40 PM

Yeah well if he runs outta gas I bet I can help him out!!!

**cherrysmum** · September 8th, 2005, 04:29 PM

...talk about a bunch of ole farts LOL

**statstar** · September 9th, 2005, 05:57 PM

Ellanoise, it sounds like Cherrymum has got your number [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**Canadianblueyes** · September 15th, 2005, 04:28 AM

BOILED PEANUTS
Sept 24 - Oct 23

You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best -- your friends and loved ones-may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.